Morty

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The Morty is a strange skinny creature with an electronic social life and appalling personal hygiene. Although it bears no arms in a literal sense (aside, that is from the ''other'' literal sense, which is not covered in the scope of this humble document), one should approach The Morty with extreme caution. A sturdy clothes peg on the nose doesn't go astray either.
 
The Morty is a strange skinny creature with an electronic social life and appalling personal hygiene. Although it bears no arms in a literal sense (aside, that is from the ''other'' literal sense, which is not covered in the scope of this humble document), one should approach The Morty with extreme caution. A sturdy clothes peg on the nose doesn't go astray either.
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== Habitat ==
 
== Habitat ==

Revision as of 19:41, 4 October 2006

The Morty in 'Rock Ready' pose

Overview

The Morty is a strange skinny creature with an electronic social life and appalling personal hygiene. Although it bears no arms in a literal sense (aside, that is from the other literal sense, which is not covered in the scope of this humble document), one should approach The Morty with extreme caution. A sturdy clothes peg on the nose doesn't go astray either.


Habitat

The Morty is a creature of the cold climes. It prefers to huddle in dark dingy corners of dank dusty rooms, staring into strange glowing boxes, which appear to give off the meagre amount of heat by which The Morty avoids freezing completely solid.


Diet

The Morty is not on a diet. In fact, it eats continuously in a vain attempt to plump up. Just a little. The Morty's diet appears to consist almost entirely of Coke (the drinking kind), various varieties of crisps and the odd sausage (the eating kind).

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