The Gravedigger

Overview

The large and very clumsy creature, known as The-Gravedigger is unable to comprehend any kind of structured thought due to the lack of oxygenated blood which reaches its brain cells. This often results in a very basic form of communication, usually consisting of an idiotic use of sarcasm and bad repetitive jokes that haven’t been used since the 60s in German sitcoms.

Although The-Gravedigger is considered to be a very dangerous creature when provoked, it can be easily distracted with a clever use of Holly Valance images. The use of these images can keep The-Gravedigger amused for hours, allowing the victim to escape unharmed fairly easily. Though, this technique is the safest method of protecting oneself from this irate creature, The-Gravedigger may begin to dribble excessively, which can lead to severe splash back if the victim is within 4 meters.