User:Boganbusman
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Real Name
KEN
Overview
Just look straight ahead. The Ken is, how to put this nicely.. acutely vertically challenged.. thus, viewing over him is a rather natural and straightforward affair.
Stats
- D.O.B.: 28/02/1988
- Location: Melbourne, Aus
- Current car: 1985 Toyota Celica ST162 SX
- Next planned car: MkIII Toyota Supra w/ 1JZ
- Favourite band: Queens of the Stone Age
- Favourite colour: Blue
- Favourite movie: The Blues Brothers
- Favourite TV show: Black Books
- Favourite food: Fat
- Height (above ground when dropped as baby): 289 feet
- Favourite small furry animal: Echidna
- Favourite small furry animal, barbecued: Cat
- Favourite rap tune: fuly sik VL turbo song
- Favourite shade of pink: Burgundy
- Favourite insult: Yo momma is so fat, dat when she jump for joy, she got stuck
- Favourite person named Ken: Ken Masters
- Secret desire: To be an engineer on a race team
- Ok, now the truth: . . . sew sequins into dresses
- First pet's name: Pom Pom
- Street name of first home: NFI . . . it was in Collingwood somewhere
- Pornstar name (combination of two above): Pom Pom Collingwood
- 10 things I like to do with bananas besides eating them: Banana's are too expensive these days, jeez
- Worst pickup line ever used: Baby I'm like a Rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
- Most embarassing moment: When I rode my bicycle into a parked car
- Date of last shower (state year): 1987
- Person on NFSUnlimited I would most like to be: GT3x24x7, of course
- F1 team: FERRARI
- AFL team: Knagaroos
- V8 Supercars team: Stone Brothers Racing
- International Synchronised Swimming League team: Western Australia
- ISSL team member I would most like to be: GT3x24x7, of course
- Why I failed so dismally at the ISSL tryouts session: GT3x24x7 was too good for me
- If I hear another #@%*& Barbie joke, I'll: Strangle some poor defenceless kittens
- And then I'll: Eat them
- And if that hasn't done the trick, then: I'll sacrifice The-Gravedigger
- If I could change my name, I'd choose: Sonic
- My friends all think I'm: Amusing
- Number of friends I have: 1
- Number of those people that don't call me 'asshat' regularly: 0
- Three things I LOVE: Cars, Cars . . . and . . . GT3x24x7
- Thirty-nine things I HATE: Things to do, people to call . . .
- Hobbies: Cars, HaxX0ring
- Why I didn't mention my needlepoint addiction in the last answer: I was too busy shooting up
- The first poem I ever wrote: "How to extract maximum thermal efficiency from titanium vavle springs"
- My first word was: Icking (ice-cream)
- The truth behind the 'boganbusman' nickname: Long story, and it's not very funny
- Musical instruments I can play: Trouser harp
- Complete list of musical instruments I cannot play: Just Google 'musical instruments'
- Briefly, the operation of the Bainbridge Mass Spectrometer is as follows: Teh ting goes intu teh ting . . . ting!
- Seven tips for building your Bainbridge Mass Spectrometer: [1] Get drunk, [2] What am I doing again?
- Spell "physics". Bonus points for correct capitalisation: pHizZiXxusoU
- Favourite car: Toyota Sprinter Marino.
Open to requests. Just type a new category (eg. Favourite book, Height, etc.) and I'll fill it in. Have fun . . .