User:Boganbusman

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The Ken, aka boganbusman

Real Name

KEN


Overview

Just look straight ahead. The Ken is, how to put this nicely.. acutely vertically challenged.. thus, viewing over him is a rather natural and straightforward affair.


Stats

  • D.O.B.: 28/02/1988
  • Location: Melbourne, Aus
  • Current car: 1985 Toyota Celica ST162 SX
  • Next planned car: MkIII Toyota Supra w/ 1JZ
  • Favourite band: Queens of the Stone Age
  • Favourite colour: Blue
  • Favourite movie: The Blues Brothers
  • Favourite TV show: Black Books
  • Favourite food: Fat
  • Height (above ground when dropped as baby): 289 feet
  • Favourite small furry animal: Echidna
  • Favourite small furry animal, barbecued: Cat
  • Favourite rap tune: fuly sik VL turbo song
  • Favourite shade of pink: Burgundy
  • Favourite insult: Yo momma is so fat, dat when she jump for joy, she got stuck
  • Favourite person named Ken: Ken Masters
  • Secret desire: To be an engineer on a race team
  • Ok, now the truth: . . . sew sequins into dresses
  • First pet's name: Pom Pom
  • Street name of first home: NFI . . . it was in Collingwood somewhere
  • Pornstar name (combination of two above): Pom Pom Collingwood
  • 10 things I like to do with bananas besides eating them: Banana's are too expensive these days, jeez
  • Worst pickup line ever used: Baby I'm like a Rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
  • Most embarassing moment: When I rode my bicycle into a parked car
  • Date of last shower (state year): 1987
  • Person on NFSUnlimited I would most like to be: GT3x24x7, of course
  • F1 team: FERRARI
  • AFL team: Knagaroos
  • V8 Supercars team: Stone Brothers Racing
  • International Synchronised Swimming League team: Western Australia
  • ISSL team member I would most like to be: GT3x24x7, of course
  • Why I failed so dismally at the ISSL tryouts session: GT3x24x7 was too good for me
  • If I hear another #@%*& Barbie joke, I'll: Strangle some poor defenceless kittens
  • And then I'll: Eat them
  • And if that hasn't done the trick, then: I'll sacrifice The-Gravedigger
  • If I could change my name, I'd choose: Sonic
  • My friends all think I'm: Amusing
  • Number of friends I have: 1
  • Number of those people that don't call me 'asshat' regularly: 0
  • Three things I LOVE: Cars, Cars . . . and . . . GT3x24x7
  • Thirty-nine things I HATE: Things to do, people to call . . .
  • Hobbies: Cars, HaxX0ring
  • Why I didn't mention my needlepoint addiction in the last answer: I was too busy shooting up
  • The first poem I ever wrote: "How to extract maximum thermal efficiency from titanium vavle springs"
  • My first word was: Icking (ice-cream)
  • The truth behind the 'boganbusman' nickname: Long story, and it's not very funny
  • Musical instruments I can play: Trouser harp
  • Complete list of musical instruments I cannot play: Just Google 'musical instruments'
  • Briefly, the operation of the Bainbridge Mass Spectrometer is as follows: Teh ting goes intu teh ting . . . ting!
  • Seven tips for building your Bainbridge Mass Spectrometer: [1] Get drunk, [2] What am I doing again?
  • Spell "physics". Bonus points for correct capitalisation: pHizZiXxusoU
  • Favourite car: 1993 AE101 Toyota Sprinter Marino
  • Favourite nickname: Asshat


Open to requests. Just type a new category (eg. Favourite book, Height, etc.) and I'll fill it in. Have fun . . .

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